Whore Tax

Man, the holidays are extra busy this year, so this post is super late. In addition to the annual “spare change for the Salvation Army” deal, I ran into this lady who was offering to wrap Christmas presents in exchange for donations to the local animal shelter. Which I thought was pretty awesome. We’ve gotten all our pets from animal shelters on account of, one time we bought a dog from a random person and then she died a week later, and I was really upset about it. Also, I’m really incredibly terrible at wrapping gifts, so it was also nice to give my dad a pleasant looking present.

• Money well spent: $6.75
• Dollars til forgiveness: $42.49

thedailywhat:

This Is How It’s Done of the Day: Long story short, Redditor Contra3’s girlfriend (ex-girlfriend?) cheated on him, so he logged into her Netflix account and rated up certain movies until he “reached the desired result.”

Best passive-aggressive note ever.

[reddit.]

Brilliant. Which brings me to some long-awaited “rules I learned from my break up”:

1. If your girlfriend is acting like a bitch all of the sudden, then she probably secretly is one.
2. Don’t be a bitch back. Until you break up. Then it’s fair game on account of, she’s a lying cheat.

Went to see Harry Potter with my family over Thanksgiving. If you live in the southeast, you probably know about Malco Theater’s “Wrapped with Love” campaign. Basically, when you’re buying your tickets, you have the option to donate a dollar to St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital. So obviously, I went for it! Wrapped with love is going on from now until the new year, so I imagine I’ll be seeing a lot of movies and donating a lot of cash.

• Money well spent: $1
• Dollars til forgiveness: $49.24